An awkward set of keywords got me the one which i had lost long time back...here is it, circulated during the post iraq -michael moore driven wave across the net, now it may be a bit anachronistic and irrelevant...still...

and the heights (or chasms) of oil diplomacy in terms of a former senate member:
"if oil was found in the hell, then exxon executives wont go and complaint with the God about the injustice meted out to them, but rather invite the devil for a luncheon meeting and fix up the exploration rights"(!!)